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LOS ANGELESORANGE COUNTYENCINITAS SAN DIEGOGETTING LOST
THE SURF LIFESTYLELOW EXPECTATIONSWORK MORE WORK 
A DAY AT THE SAN DIEGO ZOO
GETTING LOST

"BIG GUY, TALL GUY"
EPISODE 204b

My mom and I wandered through the wilds of the San Diego Zoo.  Lush tropical plants bloomed everywhere, and cages were strewn about the complex housing some of the coolest and well kept animals in the world.  It wasn't until I saw the polar bears that I started breathing heavy.  It felt like I was in a bad dream.  We walked through the sparse, out of season crowds and ended up third in line for the Skyfari trams.  The elderly couple got into number 42 without incident.  It wasn't until number 23 pulled up next that I started to worry.  Sure enough, our gondola arrived, number 16.  We took to the skies and I hung on for dear life, knowing 4 8 15 16 23 42 are bad numbers.

LOST

Hurley and I were assigned our new 'jobs' to inventory the food that we found in the Hatch.  Wave after wave of generic looking boxes of food - reminiscent of DeMoulas - the low price, second tier market that carried bright yellow labeled store brand food in addition to carrying Boo Berry year round.  As Hurley and I started stacking boxes of Dharma brand macaroni and cheese, we came across an odd box of Apollo candy bars, which didn't carry the Dharma logo anywhere.

Sawyer, Michael and Jin were sleeping, curled up in their tight quarters - their ten foot hole - when their captors tossed down some bananas.  One landed on Sawyer's head - a chuckle seeped out of Jin's face, making Michael stir.  Sawyer didn't see the humor in the situation and burst out, "Thanks Cherry Clan, that's helping.  You, me and Count Chocula over there are stuck down here getting pelted by bananas like little monkeys in the zoo and all you can do is laugh?  Michael woke up and screamed, "WHERE'S MY BOY?"

My mom and I sailed over the zoo in gondola number sixteen.  I kept inspecting all the nuts and bolts, wondering what was going to go wrong and when.  We breezed through and landed without incident, and soon we were facing the loads of warthogs and pig relatives next to the reptile cages. 

WOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOOSH....

"Dude!" Hurley looked back at me and his eyes got big and wide - apparently, the Apollo candy bars weren't the only product missing the Dharma brand name.  As I turned the corner down the aisle, I was shocked to see a bunch of Lay's Potato Chips.  Hurley dove into a bag of Sour Cream, I grabbed a Salt and Vinegar.  "Dude", Hurley spoke between crunchy chomps, "If this is all the food we have to survive on, we'd better take it easy."  He then started to saran wrap his bag and hide it away into a drawer.  I stopped eating, licking my salty fingers, and folded my bag up.  Hurley handed me the Dharma Wrap, but I refused, "Dude, these chips are going stale in three days no matter what, why even waste our time using saran wrap?"


"The numbers are bad"


Is that a hatch?


polar bears

Jack and Sayid walked past the storage room's open door, the only words Hurley and I heard was Sayid deliberately and calmly mentioning "geo-thermal generators" and "electromagnetic". 

Back in the hole, Sawyer held his arm tight to his chest, his bullet wound looked like it was getting infected.  Jin wanted to take a closer look and started to roll up Sawyer's sleeve.  "Back off Hirohito!  None of your eastern philosophizing is gonna fix this bullethole!"  Michael looked worried, as he saw the tensions between an ailing Sawyer and a powerless Jin rise on the other side of their hole, but all he could do was scream out, "THEY TOOK MY BOY!!!"

After I snaked my way through the reptile cages, I met up with my mom outside the warthog cages.  She hates snakes passionately, whereas I'm OK looking at them through glass.  The warthogs are ugly, ugly creatures, with a lot more hair than you'd ever imagine a pig having.  I told my mom I would never want to see one of those things in the wild.  She laughed, and asked when I plan on being lost in the woods where pigs like that roam.  I looked back and said, "Well, you never know."

WOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOOSH....

The computer was beeping - it was down to its last few minutes - when Jack cursed under his breath and typed the numbers in.  He stood, kicked the chair out away from himself, and started to lean against the computer with his left arm, but his glare kept alternating back and forth between Sayid and the floor.  "What do you think of this place?", he finally asked, fixing his slouch by standing up straight, with a petulant look on his face as he crossed his arms.  "What do I think of it?"  Sayid chose his words carefully, thinking, "Jack, that is the question, isn't it?"  Jack was beside himself, but he still had his arms crossed as he started to bob his head up and down, anger seething through his veins - "Yeah Sayid, that is it, isn't it?  That is the question!"  He stiffened up, pounded his fist on the table next to the computer, only to stiffen back up and resume biting his lower lip.

Back in the storage room, Hurley and I were stacking up the cans of Dharma tuna that we knocked over when we started to wrestle over the supply of Dharma-nella, the generic Nutella when Locke stopped in.  He looked around the room with a bemused look on his face.  Holding up a can of green peanuts, he laughed and told us we looked like we were ready for the apocalypse.  Hurley laughed and said, "Dude, if it's the apocalypse, I think I'm gonna need more food."  Locke smiled back, putting his head down as he gently laughed, he quickly composed himself and softly uttered,  "Well, if that's the case, I have a freshly killed boar waiting to be served outside."  Without missing a beat, I tossed Locke a can of pineapple slices, he caught it and held it at arms length, examining it like an expert tracker checks his prey.  "Are you always this prepared?", he asked, with that wry grin continuing to beam back at me.  I looked back at Locke and told him, "Well, you never know."

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Story pulled together from various dreams, my trip to the San Diego Zoo, and the mythology and episodes of the ABC series LOST.