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SCHLIEFKEVISION IN KANSAS:
A CHANCE ENCOUNTER WITH JOHN KERRY
August 6, 2004 - Kansas City, Missouri -  It was First Friday in the newly minted Crossroads District of Kansas City.  Once a deserted part of town held together by three galleries and one building dedicated to artist lofts set behind the train tracks, the area has blossomed into a sprawling den of galleries, coffee shops and restaurants.  With the area revitalized, a huge crowd was on hand to scope out the mostly disappointing work in that graced the walls. 

Gen and I were snaking our way through the city blocks, edging our way in and out of gallery after gallery, ducking some folks, chatting with others.  We turned the corner and saw a big gathering of folks outside the Hereford House, some of them wielding KERRY 2004 signs, others had cameras in hand.  The Democratic nominee was scheduled to speak to a crowd of 30,000 at Union Station mere blocks away, and he was inside as word got out 'he was finishing his desert'.

Amused, and a bit cynical, I led Gen across the way and we milled about the crowd.  I was spewing all sorts of caustic comments about my apathy towards the next election, mainly because I live in a Bush stronghold and my vote doesn't really mean much of anything at all with the electoral college.  As we shuffled our way along the line of folks, probably 60-80 strong, I stated to Gen aloud, "And you want me to vote for Kerry?  He comes to Kansas City and eats at the Hereford House and skips Arthur Bryant's?" This drew a some applause and cheers, my ego emboldened by the show of support. 

But then, a funny thing happened, this tall, lanky creature with a long droopy face stepped out of the restaurant, his wife in tow, waving and smiling with a cautiously clumsily walk.  He waved and smiled, the crowd cheered.  he started shaking everyone's hand.  Gen and I were in the middle of the pack, and as he drew closer Gen got out her camera-phone, and I tried practicing a way to slip the Presidential nominee a SCHLIEFKEVISION business card. 

He finally made his way to us, a weird sense of importance came over me as he ducked into my vicinity, shaking some of the Mexican hands in front of me.  I reached out and offered my hand, he met me halfway, and I looked him in the eyes and earnestly wished him luck.  Exasperated, John Kerry, hopefully the next president of these goddamn United States, exhaled and said, "Thanks, we're going to need that." 

Thinking my moment with Kerry was over, the unthinkable occurred, he took a step back from the throngs of people holding their hands out at him, snapped up at attention, and  inexplicably saluted me.  I was too stunned to react properly, and Gen smiled, I was flabbergasted.  We then walked towards the end of the line, wondering just what that was all about.  We laughed endlessly, and ran into a lady we joked with before Kerry came out.  She asked how we got on, and I told him we shook his hand and he even saluted me.  She was bewildered and said, "You're not even in uniform?"  Gen, who was rifling through her purse six feet away for something that Kerry could autograph, blurted out, "Oh, that's Mike, he commands respect". 

SCHLIEFKEVISION: CAUGHT ON FILM
Pictures from that night:
click on a picture to enlarge


Setting the scene:
Outside the Hereford House

Vietnam vet?  Or Unemployed Artist?

Gen waiting her turn
(camera-phone photography by Michael)

Kerry with Michael's blurred hand
(moments before the salute)
(camera-phone photography by Gen)

 

THE AFTERMATH

Everyone who heard the story in the next few days had the same impression, why and how did this happen?  Multiple theories arose: that somehow, I was meant to meet Kerry at that moment in time, to inspire me to a greater place, almost a call to arms.  Gen's mom theorized that maybe Kerry mistook me for a Vietnam vet.  The New York Times perhaps offered the most plausible reason, as they ran a story detailing the insanity that is caused by the stress of a cross country campaign tour.  Still, others can't come up with a credible reason at all. 

So, this event may have inspired me to not skip the polls on November 2nd to instead cast a vote for Kerry, but in the battleground state of Missouri, dangerously close to having rednecks run wild (they just recently passed a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage), the harm may be irreparable.  Upon hearing this story, a redneck metal worker was offended, "I served in the military, you just can't be saluting people like that.  I was going to vote for him, but no more."   So I go to bed at night remembering the people of Missouri had enough sense to vote for a dead man than let John Ashcroft become governor of their fine state, and maybe enough people will see the light this time out as well. 

FOR MORE KANSAS CITY 2004 STORIES, FOLLOW ONE OF THESE LINKS:
WESTPORT 1 KERRY
K-TOWN KC FOOD
FAMILY LIFE KCAI
ARTHUR BRYANT'S WESTPORT 2
FAMILY LIFE 2